const nativePromisePrototype = (async () => {})().constructor.prototype;
const descriptors = ['then', 'catch', 'finally']
.map(property => [
  property,
  Reflect.getOwnPropertyDescriptor(nativePromisePrototype, property),
]);

export default function(thing, promise) {
  for (const [property, descriptor] of descriptors) {
    // eslint-disable-next-line max-len
    const value = typeof promise === 'function' ? (...args) => Reflect.apply(descriptor.value, promise(), args) : descriptor.value.bind(promise);
    Reflect.defineProperty(thing, property, {...descriptor, value});
  }

  return thing;
};